Granted but soon the entire universe is stuffed full of paper. Space is no longer space, it is now the PAPERVERSE!

I wish I had some cheese cubes to snack on.

granted but you get to much energy that you explode into tiny little cunks


                                              i wish for a hot dog

Granted, but all the people who loved you are now scared of you and don't want to do stuff with you anymore :(

I wish people wouldn't misunderstand me for a guy

Granted, but now no one is old enough to drive and we all have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had an igloo.

Granted, but thyroid problems are now the only problems that you don't suffer from

I wish spiders stayed away from houses

Granted, but one day you can no longer find your children and the machine looks awfully suspicious.

I wish my kitten would stop trying to eat my brains.

Granted, but now they're so kind that they follow you everywhere and want to be your best-friends-forever  and you get really irritated...

I wish I were not afraid of horror movies

Granted, but since it's different you get captured by the government and taken in for questioning then dissection.

I wish to go on a magical adventure!

(O-o, cook me!? No! I'm not tasty~!)

Granted, but it continuously makes long distance calls to random people racking up your bill to none payable payments. Also, it likes to tease you and fly around you just out of reach as the calls are being made. :C

I wish we all had an inner animal and could change into it.

Granted, but now there is literally nothing. The world was never here, you were never here, and this wish was never made.

I wish for a wish of the most glorious wish, a wish of peace and love!

Granted, but since he can't do it in his game, he makes your things explode noisily xP

I wish I were better than my brother in the Xbox game that we play together x)

Granted, but to be even better you have to spend ALL the time playing so you end up as a great but extremely tired player D:

I wish more people played the forum games! (It's such a flat calm here usually :( )

Granted, it comes back to life. It loves you at first, but then it attacks your family. Then it runs away and then attacks your friends. Then a rare and deadly disease gets to it and it turns into a zombie cat. Then it finds its way into some chemical laboratory and morphs into a monster zombie cat the size of the World Trade Center. Then it destroys the whole city. Then the rare and deadly disease it got transfers to other humans, and they become zombies too. Then the zombie army rampages around the country. Then survivors of the disease get killed, along with you.

-BRING BACK THE MADNESS OF THE LONG RUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD-


I wish I knew the real term used for such a ruin. xD